So this guy was named Philbert or something, I said

That Filbert, what a nut! You exclaimed

Who’s Philbert? Your moron boy friend asked

No no, it’s just a joke! You said

Your idiot boyfriend didn’t believe you. I saw

He squirmed and simmered uncomfortably,

you mentioning another man. You enjoyed it, I shook my head

by – Doug Mathewson